Flatulatte
Flatulatte by Noladrian November 20, 2006
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Flatulatte • flatulate • flatulante • Flatulated • FLATULATER • flatulate (verb) • flatulette • fladulated • flatuates • flatulance
flatubate
The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?
"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."
flatubate by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012
Flatuvate
Flatuvate by Uncle Pervee April 17, 2010
flatulatory rape
Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.
We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.
Didn't you roll down the window?
Nah, Howard locked the power windows.
Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!
Didn't you roll down the window?
Nah, Howard locked the power windows.
Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!
flatulatory rape by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011
flabulate
flabulate by LiLiBoBoGeiGeiP March 6, 2005
Flatulator
Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.
Flatulator by BrianFromPSU October 8, 2008
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