Flathy

used to discribe someone who is vulgar and extremly angry.

Wow, he's being a real Flathy today.

Kid 1 "He said he banged my mom"
Kid 2 "Ya, he's in a Flathy mood"

by Setzerlp May 23, 2009

Flathair

Derogatory word for overly pretentious, non-self-aware germans on the internet. Originating from the description of young and sheltered, usually upper-middle-class german women acting in a naive all-knowing manner berating others while acting in ways usually mocked by the general public, and their usually purposefully very flat laying hairstyle. Has since expanded to a catch-all term including all behavior of specifically ethnic germans that are mocked upon in the general environment of the internet, but which are common in niche german-speaking communities, usually immediately identifying germans acting as if they are not a german in a more international community and the misinformation they have been spreading in their know-it-all-manner alongside it as part of that. Often ends with insults directed to those calling them out, often featuring more openly hostile displays of extremely racist and generally right-wing nationalist tendencies in direct contrast with their supposedly progressive, worldly persona.

While the literal german translation of "Flachhaar" has seen some adoption in german communities, which often make a big deal of translating every single piece of foreign vocabulary even if it is already widely adopted in regular conversation, the sheer existence of people and words not honoring the perceived superiority of humble Germany is still met with a higher than usual level of hostility, and usually world-shattering for those very sheltered individuals.

Of course it was a flathair all along, don't you have anything better to do than to insult and berate us about our own customs?

by Jason_Straker December 18, 2021

Fathy

Any woman whose primary interest in a relationship is material gain. A woman who cares much more about a man's bank account than she does about the man. Such women usually soon get pregnant in order to attach to her spouse and to ensure alimony and generous child support.

The closest male equivalent is a boytoy, K-Fed or male golddigger.

"That Fathy parasite was never in love with him; she was after his money."

by Fugal July 13, 2013

Flathrag

A hooker a prostitute common street whore

You look like a common flathrag on payday

by So Fonda Peters January 17, 2014

Flashyn

A phrase commonly used by mutants, flashyn is a word in trashtalk meaning "Let's Do This"

"You guys about ready t-"
"ALRIGHT CHUMS, FLASHYN! JASOOOOON FREDRIIICKS!!!"
"... omg he just ran in."

by Latke Boi October 16, 2016

Flatty Patty

A flat or small foul shaped Gluteus, or ass.

Eww look at that flatty patty!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 5, 2020

Flathead Craig

Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.

That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad

by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017