Flappydick 

When someone is extremely annoying and won't stop and is oblivious to how they are acting and how the people around them appear them to be.

Yo man I just talk to Blitzer and wow was he a total Flappydick

Flappydick by KFaded July 21, 2019

floppydickpigdouchebag 

a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force

he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway

he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck

"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"

floppydickpigdouchebag by ck_princess July 25, 2009

Flappy Dick 

When you play flappy bird, but instead of using your finger to press it, you use your dick.

I got a high score of 3 while doing a flappy dick.

Flappy Dick by Breadstickdick April 3, 2015

flapdick 

1. A lazy, useless, or worthless person.
2. Someone who refuses to use their potential.
3. A general insult typically used against friends.

"Ben just sits around playing video games all day. That flapdick hasn't had a real job in 2 years."

"He's such a flapdick, he won't even grab a beer with us because he doesn't feel like putting on his shoes."

"David is taking a nap at 8:00 in the evening, what a flapdick!"

flapdick by Reusch April 14, 2008

floppydickapotamus

A man possessing an unusually large, girthy penis, that while flaccid is suitable for knocking people unconscious when used like a sap.

John is a floppydickapotamus, he was swinging his dick around and almost gave me a black eye.

floppydickapotamus by Aingeal222 November 16, 2010

Flapdickle 

When you want to say something discriminatory but your in public. Say Flapdickle

John: Yo wassup Jake
Jake: yo wassup my ni-
John: Don't say it, Jerome is right there
Jake: Okay, yo wassup my Flapdickle!

Flapdickle by Spectal Warden October 5, 2019

flappyjacks 

Another word for gigantic boobs of a fake chick.

That girl has HUGE flappyjacks! Moooooo!!!
Flappyjacks or blue waffles???
Want some syrup with those flappyjacks???

flappyjacks by 54312929 November 13, 2011