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Flapdickle 

When you want to say something discriminatory but your in public. Say Flapdickle
John: Yo wassup Jake
Jake: yo wassup my ni-
John: Don't say it, Jerome is right there
Jake: Okay, yo wassup my Flapdickle!
Flapdickle by Spectal Warden October 5, 2019
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Fapsickle Handshake

A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!
person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!

flapdick 

1. A lazy, useless, or worthless person.
2. Someone who refuses to use their potential.
3. A general insult typically used against friends.
"Ben just sits around playing video games all day. That flapdick hasn't had a real job in 2 years."

"He's such a flapdick, he won't even grab a beer with us because he doesn't feel like putting on his shoes."

"David is taking a nap at 8:00 in the evening, what a flapdick!"
flapdick by Reusch April 14, 2008

flamjickle 

when an irish banjo player enters a hot tamale eating competition. he also must have a mustache and a goatee, wear size 11 mens shoes, be 5'5, and preferably not know how to do long division.
person a: don't you just hate flamjickles? they're always playing their banjos so aggressively
person b: what
flamjickle by tamakisuohisabicon March 24, 2022
a cyclops monkey that eats paint chips for entertainment. The females grow huge protruding butts to attract males.
Hi! I’m Steve Irwin and today we’re going after fadickles. You can buy them at a Wal-Mart near you!
fadickle by bread infection December 5, 2009

cupcake flipdickdergun

one cupcakes in there hand and releases it in another face creating intense pain of the nostril.
screaming cupcake flipdickdergun and farting in your hand and cupcaking to the other persons face

flapsicle 

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.
1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"
flapsicle by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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