Flapdickle

When you want to say something discriminatory but your in public. Say Flapdickle

John: Yo wassup Jake
Jake: yo wassup my ni-
John: Don't say it, Jerome is right there
Jake: Okay, yo wassup my Flapdickle!

by Spectal Warden October 5, 2019

Fapsickle Handshake

A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!

person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!

by mrs.fapfapfap May 30, 2009

flapdick

1. A lazy, useless, or worthless person.
2. Someone who refuses to use their potential.
3. A general insult typically used against friends.

"Ben just sits around playing video games all day. That flapdick hasn't had a real job in 2 years."

"He's such a flapdick, he won't even grab a beer with us because he doesn't feel like putting on his shoes."

"David is taking a nap at 8:00 in the evening, what a flapdick!"

by Reusch April 14, 2008

flamjickle

when an irish banjo player enters a hot tamale eating competition. he also must have a mustache and a goatee, wear size 11 mens shoes, be 5'5, and preferably not know how to do long division.

person a: don't you just hate flamjickles? they're always playing their banjos so aggressively
person b: what

by tamakisuohisabicon March 24, 2022

fadickle

a cyclops monkey that eats paint chips for entertainment. The females grow huge protruding butts to attract males.

Hi! I’m Steve Irwin and today we’re going after fadickles. You can buy them at a Wal-Mart near you!

by bread infection December 5, 2009

cupcake flipdickdergun

one cupcakes in there hand and releases it in another face creating intense pain of the nostril.

screaming cupcake flipdickdergun and farting in your hand and cupcaking to the other persons face

by cupcake fighter November 6, 2010

flapsicle

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012