1. A lazy, useless, or worthless person.
2. Someone who refuses to use their potential.
3. A general insult typically used against friends.
2. Someone who refuses to use their potential.
3. A general insult typically used against friends.
"Ben just sits around playing video games all day. That flapdick hasn't had a real job in 2 years."
"He's such a flapdick, he won't even grab a beer with us because he doesn't feel like putting on his shoes."
"David is taking a nap at 8:00 in the evening, what a flapdick!"
"He's such a flapdick, he won't even grab a beer with us because he doesn't feel like putting on his shoes."
"David is taking a nap at 8:00 in the evening, what a flapdick!"
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A untrustworthy individual who can't complete a task without the help of someone else then takes full credit. This person will always upgrade their own job title to something that makes them sound more important and smarter than they really are. A typical Ratfink Flopdick will talk about how good and important they are while it's painfully obvious they are a worthless piece of dog shit.
That dude is such a Ratfink Flopdick! That chump told us he banged two chicks yesterday then today I overheard him telling someone that he nailed three.
Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF
Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF
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Get the ratfink flopdick mug.>n. 1 a bitter miserable person who must act in such a way as to make those around him miserable also. 2 a person who can not bear to see others in a state of happiness.
ORIGIN Late twentieth cent.:English, unable to get an erection; flat, like a tire.
ORIGIN Late twentieth cent.:English, unable to get an erection; flat, like a tire.
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Get the flipdick mug.The FlipDick is a concept introduced in the year 2007, which is intended for males with large penises.
Basically the FlipDick is an operation process in which the penis is given a folding like feature, to decrease its size when on the move.
When the penis is required for whatever reason, it can simply flip out, and extend to its original size.
Both females and males are a large fan of the FlipDick, as is has a surprisingly enticing and exciting quality about it.
It has been found especially useful in the African American geographical areas around the world, due to their average penis size being 20 inches plus. Now with the new FlipDick concept, these lucky men can stroll the streets at day without a care in the world - and perhaps surprise their friends at night!
Basically the FlipDick is an operation process in which the penis is given a folding like feature, to decrease its size when on the move.
When the penis is required for whatever reason, it can simply flip out, and extend to its original size.
Both females and males are a large fan of the FlipDick, as is has a surprisingly enticing and exciting quality about it.
It has been found especially useful in the African American geographical areas around the world, due to their average penis size being 20 inches plus. Now with the new FlipDick concept, these lucky men can stroll the streets at day without a care in the world - and perhaps surprise their friends at night!
"Oh my god... it's huge!"
"Ha babe, theres more to come... *flips dick*"
"Oh my god!!?? Oh my god!!!! It's a beast!!"
"Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"I can't believe it's actually The FlipDick!"
"Ha babe, theres more to come... *flips dick*"
"Oh my god!!?? Oh my god!!!! It's a beast!!"
"Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"I can't believe it's actually The FlipDick!"
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