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flog the floppies 

To smack the shit out of a girl's titties as she is climaxing. Rough tit play.
Friend 1: Man, your girl seems kind of freaky. She's all over me. She says it's okay with you if I fuck her!?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude. Go for it...I just can't keep up with the slut. Just remember to flog the floppies when she cums.

Flapper wagon 

An uncircumcised penis that gets jerked off to the point of climax and you leave the semen in the uncircumcised flaps.
Klinton has a nice flapper wagon!

Did you see his flapper wagon? It really held his cum.

floppies 

A derogatory term for an insurgent fighter who trended to be black. Originated with Rhodesian military personnel in Rhodesia (currently Zimbabwe) during the Rhodesian Bush War. The term arises from how insurgents would flop down dead when shot.
"Let's slot floppies!"
Translation: Let's go kill insurgents!
floppies by settlemuntmyarse December 21, 2013

raven flapping 

The act of cawing and flapping your arms like a raven while penetrating a female (or male) in the ass. It is key to caw louder the deeper you go to achieve maximum raven flapping. After you have blown your raven load you position the female (or male) on all fours and “peck” your semen out of their ass, letting out a loud raven-like coo after swallowing.
Rob was raven flapping the shit out of her last night after that big wedding. Thomas looked on in admiration and slight jealousy.
raven flapping by Fisty bro 1 September 29, 2018

stiffy flapping 

Combining Viagra and Redbul and having sex in order to increase intensity and the length of sexual encounters.
That girls walking like she was stiffy flapping all night last night.
stiffy flapping by JakeMontana February 12, 2017

Flippy Floppies

Those things that go on your feet when you're on a boat, mothafucka.
I got my sand trunks, and my flippy floppies.
Flippy Floppies by Toxoplasma February 22, 2009