Flangel

a small towel or washcloth exclusively utilized to cleanse the lady parts. Often attracting a fishy or aquatic aroma.

‘Oh no’ exclaimed Cedric, ‘I’ve mistakenly used my daughter’s flangel to cleanse my eye after an unfortunate lemon squirting incident’

Flangel by Tomron Coolman November 24, 2019

Flannelman 

Mythical decentralized being with untold financial potential. Said to transform economic structures by mere power of checkered presence. Lives both on and off the blockchain.

"I was living in my mom's basement until Flannelman taught me about Decentralized Oracles"

Flannelman by Andie Arbeit January 30, 2019

Flannel Crew 

A posse of close friends (men or woman) that wear flannel shirts on a regular basis

Tracy noticed the Flannel Crew as they showed up to the basketball game

Flannel Crew by Flannelcrue January 13, 2015

Flannel Daddy 

Popular Guntuber GarandThumb, who always appears in flannels

Hell yeah! Flannel Daddy uploaded a new video!

Flannel Daddy by GetKrinky545 January 28, 2021

Gorilla Flange 

A particularly hairy and unkept minge. Also relates to a particularly noobulous person

By jove Nicholls!! Look at the gorilla flange on that!!

Gorilla Flange by Befferson 2 July 27, 2013

Gribble flange 

(grĭb′əl flănj)

n.

A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.

Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.

Ted: 'Where's your new iThingy?'

Bill: 'The Gribble Flange kicked in early - it's in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the timer chip.'

Gribble flange by KeithMyArthe March 3, 2014

Corporate Flagellate 

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

Corporate Flagellate by The Pole22 August 6, 2020