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flangelled 

A state of extreme inebriation usually brought on by the excessive use of recreational drugs such as ecstasy or cocaine (or both). One will usually find themselves 'Flangelled' in the early hours of the morning at a club. Being flangelled is a pleasurable state in which to find oneself and not to be confused with 'monging' or being too 'fucked'. Very often the word will be used in conjunction with your 'wing wam' which you may often have 'flipped' as in: "I'm flangelled, I've completely flip flangelled my wing wam!"
Bill: "Wheres Wayne?"
Dan: "He's flangelled mate, I just saw him singing 'pills up inside ya' to a bunch of girls in the garden!"

or

Wayne: "I have completely flip flangelled my wing wam, those beans were amazing!!"
flangelled by Wayne Elwood July 2, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
absolutely, out of control, drunk.

completely, entirely intoxicated, generally leads to excessive vomiting and or coma-ring.

pronounced= flah-velled
I'm going to get flavelled tonight!!
Flavelled by jezza!0! November 7, 2010

flangled 

My hair is all flangled
flangled by skip January 5, 2004

flangella muffin fever 

a disease based on the allergic reaction to muffins. the symptoms include making you attracted to the opposite gender ur currently atrracted to, also you excrete muffins from the flange hole and the corn hole.you also can become addicted to muffins
holy moley ive got chocolate chip muffins comming out of my corn hole.

i scraped blueberries from my flange today

mmmm....muffins with a hint of trout

eating the healthy muffins causes flangella muffin fever

Flangelent 

To be a puddle of flesh with no bones.
Man he's very flangelent
Flangelent by Kgkdjsbddjen May 13, 2018

Flangled 

unnaturally placed, something that should not be placed that way
your baby is flangled.

Thats flangled

stop that, your so flangaly

Flangled by bufff February 10, 2007

Flangeler Fever 

An illness brought upon a human when faced with a lack of flange
Yo jerkoff are you okay, you look like toasted shit, maybe it's due to your lack of fanny....I BET YOU HAVE FRICKIN FLANGELER FEVER!
Flangeler Fever by turkiejerkie April 16, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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