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A flamboni is when a man takes a woman's bloody recently used tampon and drills it up his own ass using his index finger, then craps it back into the woman's mouth.
This bitch wanted me to eat her out on the rag so I gave her a Flamboni so she could taste that shit herself.
Flamboni by Weffy September 12, 2014

Flamboyant Masculinity 

A cultural movement in which men use over-the-top fashion to express themselves. Through makeup, jewelry, and boob-windows, they enhance their masculinity.
Did you know that "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" is Japanese for "Flamboyant Masculinity"?

Flamboyant

Louis.
That's it Louis William Tomlinson is the definition of flamboyant.
Gosh! He is such a flamboyant lad
Flamboyant by Aimh28 November 11, 2018

flamboastin 

To be flamboyant and boastin at the same time.
(To be strong and to speak with pride.)
Heard mostly from the E-40 rap song called "Flamboastin".
"From the bay to Oakland, we ridin' and we smokin'. We break and dip and yolkin'. I saw you there flamboastin'."

- E-40
flamboastin by AndyPh June 3, 2006

Nellee Flamboyant 

A self-proclaimed internet celebrity, who encourages girls to love their body with her group love your curves. She's probably best known for her vintage fashion style, and her place on Blue Plastic's Vain.

Probably one of the only e-celebs who doesn't have a typical scene image or encourage the scene culture.
Nellee Flamboyant...the one who does the anti pro-anorexia campaign.
Nellee Flamboyant by wilzy January 17, 2009
any woman with a pair of large, teflon-like, impregnable tits. Not always pretty to look at or even flattering to the figure, but could easily open a revolving door all by themselves, serve as durable floating devices for a small navy, and might even kick your ass if they were used as boxing gloves.
Yow ! Mother of all fucks, look at the flambos on that chicky across the street! Thrilla in Manilla !!!
flambos by Virgin Suicides May 3, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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