flaids

1. A disease caught from a friend who's surname is Fletcher.

2. Fletcher aids.

I wouldn't drink that water if I were you, I've got flaids.
We went to Edinburgh and all got flaids.

by Maximator June 29, 2011

Flaids

Flaids- having the flu and aids at the same time.

Kenna has a really bad case of the flaids.

by Blaskitballr March 4, 2014

Flaids

The combination of Influenza and Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). Essentially as deadly as AIDS but is spread as easily as the Flu.

Damn, Ana just coughed on me, I hope she doesn't give me Flaids!

by Steven A. March 29, 2007

FLAIDS

An undiscovered, non-proven and childish word for AIDS that is contained within a fly. Full meaning: Fly Aeroimmune Defficiency Syndrome. Thought to have a relation to cooties.

Watch out for that fly! It might have FLAIDS!

by FLAIDSman November 25, 2010

Fluids on the Furniture

For when you find stains on the bed/furniture after another couple sex in a hotel room.

Oh god Nancy, we purchased a suite in Miami, and when we walked in we found fluids on the furniture!

by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries April 6, 2019

Flailski

When someone is so high that they start several different projects, most of which will never get finished.

Man i was so flailski last night, i took apart 4 of my lamps.

by glyttergurl December 14, 2019

flandsome

A person, usually a male who looks handsome while wearing flannel

His wife remarked how flandsome he looked today.

by Buzzmann November 26, 2016