Flabberghastly

Something so ghastly it leaves you flabbergasted..
That moment where the sheer awfulness short-circuits your brain..

The state of his apartment was flabberghastly—I just stood in the doorway, unable to speak..
Opened the codebase and it was... just... flabberghastly..

Flabberghastly by flabbergastly January 23, 2026

Flabberghasted 

Struck dumb with astonishment and surprise.
Surprised beyond all belief.

Later America found out Bush lied about WMD, we were all flabberghasted!

Flabberghasted by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. December 9, 2008

flabberghastery 

Any action that causes a person to feel flabbergasted.

Pence' views on history, science and sex education are pure flabberghastery.

flabberghastery by AtlasWinks November 12, 2016

Flabberghastical 

When your girlfriend is so fat you lose track of your arms and legs.

That lady was flabberghastical because she ate too much McDonalds's.

Flabberghastical by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

flabberghasted 

a combination of exhuasted and or discombobulated of sorts

I was soooo late for work and totally flabberghasted

flabberghasted by victoriammmmmurfeeee July 27, 2017

flabbergastlighting

This combination of flabbergast and gas lighting implies an attempted deception so ambitious to be breathtaking.

The politician's claim was so ridiculous I called it flabbergastlighting.

flabbergastlighting by OzzieRob November 26, 2025