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The Flabbinator 

This guy I know. He called himself the Flabbinator coz he thinks he's a super fat super hero. I'd just go with it if I were you...
"Ordinarily, he is Fewis Loulds, but when the Fat Signal shines in the sky, he becomes; The Flabbinator! Protecting the city from criminals and salads alike!"

flabalanche 

1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut
A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!
flabalanche by ob1 March 30, 2004

flabalanche 

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.
I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.
flabalanche by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Flabbin Mingle Pancakes 

1.) Something to say out of anger or exasperation.

2.) A derrogatory term for animal poop.
Example:

1.) Person 1: "You know you have to do the science worksheet AND the lab for homework, right?"

Person 2: "Oh Flabbin Mingle Pancakes!I had no idea!"

2.) "That woman over there smells like Flabbin Mingle Pancakes!"

Flabbinous 

When a guy/women has quite a bit of fat but is still a sexy beast but also very strong and there fighting technique is to sit on you
OMG have you seen that flabbinous
Flabbinous by NinjaJstar June 26, 2016

flabatanini 

Yesterday, i saw a flabatanini swimming to his mother.
flabatanini by Ian P January 23, 2007