FlBare

Title given to anyone who could be considered the most illiterate, stupidest person around.

He cannot tell the difference between A and S. He must be a FlBare

FlBare by ParalegalHottie June 13, 2011

flaredyn 

flare-din

an ambiguous exclamation that can be used in any situation.

you just landed an ollie? that's so flaredyn!

ugh i just got my period. flaredyn.

look at her, she's so flaredyn!

flaredyn.

flaredyn by bubbles79112 November 18, 2016

tard flare 

A person's stupidity flares up when they make a totally retarded remark.

Larry had a tard flare when he said George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.

tard flare by WildBill8844 March 1, 2015

road flare 

Prior to engaging in coitus with a deceased person, recently or otherwise; the act of inserting an already ignited road flare into any unsuspecting orifice to bring that specific region on the body back up to temperature before performing a hot beef injection on the aforementioned location of the human anatomy.

Klevin, "my hands are shaking so badly I cannot ignite the striker on the road flare".

Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....

Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......

Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"

road flare by Grande John January 16, 2009

Pussy Flares 

When a male professional athlete (mostly hockey and golfers) post on social media where they will be going or their current location.

Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .

Pussy Flares by D-Liscious August 15, 2019

nostril flare 

When the nostril's size expands.

Nostrils often flare when someone yawns or breathing heavily. It can also convey emotions such as fear, anger or disgust.

Some people can flare their nostrils whenever they want to, which some people might not be capable of doing. Some people's nostrils flare from talking or laughing.
Of course the nostrils can flare from sniffing or can be a prelude to sneezing most of the time like a twitch.

Her nostrils flared in anger when she saw what happened.

Stacey tickled Simon's nostrils with a feather, they flared before he sneezed.

"Dude, have you seen Jane's nostril flare?"
"What? No, why?"
"Fam, They're god damn huge."

nostril flare by DOwOm May 19, 2019

lens flare

how to make any picture or art good. for n00bs with little or no skill in photoshop

i put a lens flare on that picture of a fat bitch and instantly made it look better!

lens flare by someguy133444 January 16, 2007