fexpensive 

fucking expensive

"I decided to not make meatballs for Jennifer's party and replace it with a cream cheese dip because meatballs is fexpensive and she's just not worth 10 dollars"

fexpensive by Aggiesoysauce November 1, 2008

fexpensive 

(adj.) Fucking expensive

A: Oh man, look at the price! 200 bucks for a shirt!
B: Wow, it does look fexpensive.

fexpensive by Jeff h. Johnson February 10, 2007

Fexpensive 

Shortened for "Freaking expensive" or "Fucking expensive"

That product is so fexpensive

Fexpensive by Porg009 December 22, 2023

expensive paperweight 

An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"

I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!

expensive paperweight by UM North Quad December 28, 2015

expensive nap

A movie or play that is so boring you sleep through it. It usually costs a decent sum of money.

Man 1: "Hey Tom, how was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 last night?"

Man 2: "Real forgettable bro, it was a total expensive nap."

expensive nap by Ganzi November 14, 2013

expensive girl

The most beautiful valentines gift ever to humanity from our Nubian King Namquan

take it off now girl -expensive girl

expensive girl by TheMostExpensiveGirl March 1, 2018

Expensive Girl

The greatest song of all time. Thank you Kim Namjoon for making this song.

Person one:IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY LIKE YOU NEVER EVER FELT BEFORE!
Person two:What are you listening to?
Person one:Expensive Girl.

Expensive Girl by RM's Expensive Girl jk Shayla August 1, 2018