(noun): the type of douchesbag seen in public- particularly nightclubs and beaches- reminiscent of "The Jersey Shore". Characterized by medically disturbing tans, overly-producted hair, and under-sized Affliction T-shirts. Often observed performing a simplistic, repetitive motion, also referred to as a "fistpump ".
"Whoa! This place is full of Fistpumps tonight. Is there a MTV casting call or something?"
Also used as a replacement for other derogatory names, i.e.:
"Quit being such a Fistpump! " or,
" Let's play smear the Fistpump! " or,
" Man, fuck you, Fistpumpa! "
Also used as a replacement for other derogatory names, i.e.:
"Quit being such a Fistpump! " or,
" Let's play smear the Fistpump! " or,
" Man, fuck you, Fistpumpa! "
by kiyote July 16, 2012
by J Jeezy SODMG December 07, 2010
When you throw your fist in the air in an excited/victorious manner, often accompanied by a lunge of the body.
by FISTPUMP4POWER April 02, 2008
when you fist pump in one motion. Not bending the wrist and elbow but keeping ur arm in an L shape and moving it side to side. This can also be described as a "soft fistpump"
guy 1- "Dude we were mutual fistpumping so hardcore at the club last night."guy 2- "Dude thats legit."
by vapanther October 05, 2010
After a male has produced sufficient dick cheese, he then proceeds to flick it (or "grate" it) onto a female's vaginal region. Upon completion, the male then punches the aforementioned female's vagina (with a closed fist).
Winfield had a bushel of dick cheese and had nothing to do with it. So he flicked it all over Mary's vag, and gave her a nice uppercut."Now thats a Guatemalan Fistpump."
by ZaNdErTHEgReAt January 26, 2011
Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.
"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 17, 2017