Spiderwebbing

The act of farting out semen after anal sex.
Trisha began spiderwebbing in the bathroom after i fucked her in the ass.
by Claytonicus August 21, 2008
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Firstmas

The most wonderful time of the month when everyone on welfare gets their checks and goes to Wal-Mart, resulting in crowds not unlike there are at Christmas.
I only meant to spend 5 minutes at Wal-Mart, but I forgot it was Firstmas. I was in the checkout line for 2 hours.
by Claytonicus April 09, 2009
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