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Fristmas 

(Noun): Originally, an obscure “reverse holiday” involuntarily observed by several hundred people just in the Capitol Hill area of Washington, D.C. Named after a false prophet out of Tennessee. People “celebrate” Fristmas by canceling vacation plans at the last minute, staying away from their families and friends, and working on the Sabbath. The emblem of Fristmas is not a Menorah or Christmas Tree, but a Gavel. (Verb): To work involuntarily on a weekend, a holiday, or a vacation, as in, "I just got Fristmased by my boss, and I have to go into the office."
You are all set to go on your planned holiday vacation when your boss calls to say "Merry Fristmas" then proceeds to tell you that he canceled your already approved vacation, and that you need to come into work.
Fristmas by Uelandia December 19, 2005
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FRISTMAS 

The full pre celebration of Christmas before the 25th of December (usually among just friends)

Fristmas or 'Fake-Christmas' includes the regular Christmas day festivities (presents, full xmas dinner, lots of drinking, Xmas movies and frolics) the only difference being it is strictly friends invited.

Fristmas usually happens a week or so before everyone has to return to traditional family Xmas obligations.

Fristmas originated when a student in halls decided to do a full Christmas dinner for her 10 housemates and friends in 2007 (in Student 'oven' microwaves) and has happened every year since.
'Hey, are you guys coming down for Fristmas?'
'HELL YES!'
'Sweet, bring some crackers. I bought a Turkey'
FRISTMAS by teacupsandtoast December 8, 2013

Fristmas 

a celebration of awkward extended friendship groups and passive aggression.
Monica was looking forward to this years fristmas celebration. It had been so long since she had spend some quality time in the company of close friends, bitching about the misforntunes of newly friended Bertha in a drug, cake, and cheap gift fueled environment.
Fristmas by harry high knee October 29, 2011
The most wonderful time of the month when everyone on welfare gets their checks and goes to Wal-Mart, resulting in crowds not unlike there are at Christmas.
I only meant to spend 5 minutes at Wal-Mart, but I forgot it was Firstmas. I was in the checkout line for 2 hours.
Firstmas by Claytonicus April 8, 2009
Fistmas is he celebration of the birth of Fisting. It is very common to see popcorn strung an boody fists hanging from the tree. The Jews call it Fistivus. This is an 8 day Fisting holiday!
Merry Fistmas Charie Brown!

On the first day of fistmas my true love gave to me!!!
Fistmas by Neato August 21, 2007
Basically means a friends Christmas, a day over Christmas that you spend with your friends.
For frismas me and my friends are going to give each other presents.
It’s frismas time
Frismas by Allen Quai December 19, 2018
Fistmas is the celebration of the birth of fisting. It is very common to see popcorn strung and bloody fists hanging on the fistmas tree. The jews call it fistivus. This is an 8 day fisting holiday!
Fistmas by Neato August 19, 2007
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