Fistectomy

Placing a mans ball on a hard surface and smashing them to a pulp with your fist, saving the need for a vasectomy.

To save Todd money on a vasectomy, Mike offered to give him a fistectomy for free.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Footectomy

Surgical removal of one or both of your feet

I just had an awesome footectomy.

by KingDeeba December 2, 2019

Fartectomy

A sexual act in which both participants spread their buttcheeks apart and fart into each other.

Yeh last night was special we performed a fartectomym

by Mierz June 27, 2017

fisterectomy

Removal of part or all of the uterus through an uppercut forceful enough to render the patient permanently barren.

Chelsea wouldn't shut up, so I had to perform an emergency fisterectomy.

by infinityfarmer October 4, 2013

fistorectomy

Where you punch a bitch so hard in the vagina that it damages her uterus.

The surgeon general has warned that pregnant women should avoid fistorectomies.

by Sherby McGee March 28, 2003

fisectomy

The removal of something/someone in your life you really hate

p1: I hear that Pete really irritated you last night
p2: yes but it is ok as I have had a fisectomy so I never have to see him again. Which is good.

by Satchman78 October 13, 2009