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Fistectomy 

Placing a mans ball on a hard surface and smashing them to a pulp with your fist, saving the need for a vasectomy.
To save Todd money on a vasectomy, Mike offered to give him a fistectomy for free.
Fistectomy by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
Words you can keep

Footectomy 

Surgical removal of one or both of your feet
I just had an awesome footectomy.
Footectomy by KingDeeba December 2, 2019

Fartectomy 

A sexual act in which both participants spread their buttcheeks apart and fart into each other.
Yeh last night was special we performed a fartectomym
Fartectomy by Mierz June 27, 2017

fisterectomy 

Removal of part or all of the uterus through an uppercut forceful enough to render the patient permanently barren.
Chelsea wouldn't shut up, so I had to perform an emergency fisterectomy.
fisterectomy by infinityfarmer October 4, 2013

fistorectomy 

Where you punch a bitch so hard in the vagina that it damages her uterus.
The surgeon general has warned that pregnant women should avoid fistorectomies.
fistorectomy by Sherby McGee March 28, 2003
The removal of something/someone in your life you really hate
p1: I hear that Pete really irritated you last night
p2: yes but it is ok as I have had a fisectomy so I never have to see him again. Which is good.
fisectomy by Satchman78 October 13, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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