Sticky whistle teeth's definitions

Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic

Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

dopple gagger

Finding someone and their look-a-like and making both gag on your cock.

Mike was bragging to Todd that he found two similar looking chicks at the bar and he gave them a dopple gagger

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Cock knocker

Using your cock to knock on the forehead of a sleeping person to wake them up, resembling a door knocker.

Mike and Todd used the cock knocker to wake up their spouses after a night of partying.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

dollar deuce

When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself

Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Chicago Tribune

A reverse titty fuck (see Cincinnati bow tie) where the gent has unexpectedly left toilet paper stuck between his ass cheeks resembling a newspaper

Last night I asked Todd for a Cincinnati bow tie, and to my dismay, I ended up getting a Chicago Tribune.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Fistectomy

Placing a mans ball on a hard surface and smashing them to a pulp with your fist, saving the need for a vasectomy.

To save Todd money on a vasectomy, Mike offered to give him a fistectomy for free.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

dead mans hole

When is chick is such a lame fuck that you would rather do a dead person

Mike was telling Todd that he a dead mans hole last night and would have rather jerked off.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017