Footectomy 

Surgical removal of one or both of your feet

I just had an awesome footectomy.

Footectomy by KingDeeba December 2, 2019

Fartectomy 

A sexual act in which both participants spread their buttcheeks apart and fart into each other.

Yeh last night was special we performed a fartectomym

Fartectomy by Mierz June 27, 2017

Fistectomy 

Placing a mans ball on a hard surface and smashing them to a pulp with your fist, saving the need for a vasectomy.

To save Todd money on a vasectomy, Mike offered to give him a fistectomy for free.

Fistectomy by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017