fionaphobia

Fionaphobia is when a person has a fear of retards

I think i have fionaphobia after i texted you

fionaphobia by lofi shy January 4, 2021

Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.

I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia

Fanaphobia by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

Fistaphobia 

Fear of being fisted

"Omg Jenni does NOT have fistaphobia!
What a whore!"

Fistaphobia by minge... August 25, 2008

Fanaphobia

General irrational fear of ceiling fans, or of having one fall on you.

My office has a ceiling fan, but because of my fananphobia, I can't go into that room.
I have fanaphobia, which means I'm irrationally terrified of ceiling fans.

Fanaphobia by fluffycartoons October 13, 2015

foodaphobia 

The fear that food is alive and planning to eat you.

"FOOOOOOOOD! Run everybody run!" The little boy cried out. "That kid has foodaphobia" the other boy noticed.

foodaphobia by buttmonkey5678 July 29, 2009

Foxaphobia 

Foxaphobia

This is a new psycho social pandemic mostly among people on the left, and some democrats. I am coining a new phrase

“Foxaphobia” Fox uh fo bee uh
Foxaphobia: A persistent irrational fear of, anger, disgust, and intellectual superiority over the person who admits to watching Fox News.

Diagnosis: When a person is asked if they watch Fox News they respond with pat almost programmed answers like, ,no they are liars, assholes, right wing, especially those Oreilly, Beck, and Hannity guys
Risk factors: Growing up in a highly sheltered, myopic, generally far left liberal ,or “progressive “background. Forgetting that being progressive actually means being open to new ideas and listening to both sides of an issue.

Also accompanied with the following syndromes:

Bush derangement syndrome: The irrational delusional focus on the Bush administration even though it is now the Obama administration.

Sara Palin obsession disorder: the constant attempt to demean, diminish, make fun of anything Palin and family. The irrational fear of Alaskans .Not specifically but often are feminists who resent the fact that she was able to have it all ,kids, marriage, and a great job!

Treatments: Aggressive deprogramming which includes actually watching a show or two.

People who incessantly criticize, demean, belittle, condescend Fox News have "Foxaphobia".

Foxaphobia by Larry Levine October 20, 2009

fontphobia

some one who's afriad of fonts especially google fonts

She screamed when she accidentally opened google fonts page, she got fontphobia

fontphobia by soubban October 20, 2020