fitphobia

The fear of getting in shape by way of exercise and dieting. The fear of lifestyle changes and sacrifice it will take to achieve a healthy body weight.

Fear of in-shape people
Miranda is Morbidly Obese and suffering from multiple auto-immune diseases but her fitphobia keeps her from making lifestyle changes to remedy her situation
Dale is fitphobic and that keeps him from going into the gym even though he has a membership.
by BasedMillennial February 09, 2023
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Murphyism

Knowing that something is going to go wrong and plowing through anyway due to the off chance something actually goes your way.
Guy 1:" I'm going to go talk to that chick. She's a solid 9.5."
Guy 2: "Are you nuts? No shot man, just go home and choke the chicken. This has rejection written all over it."
Guy1: "I know but Murphyism is giving me some weird confidence right now. "
by BasedMillennial June 18, 2018
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