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FISHTARDS 

1. FISHTARDS, a jumbled acronym for DHS, IRS, and ATF; is a slang term for the FED's. It is similar to the word Glowies, but created to evade censorship from using 'Glowies' on certain platforms. The word was first created and popularized, on the now banned "PvP Report" Discord server. The emoji representing FISHTARDS, is a Charlie the Tuna Fish wearing a CIA hat backwards.
Example 1. Q: Why did the server get deleted?

A: The FISHTARDS shut it down, because we posted a few edgy meme's.

Example 2. Q: Why did the FISHTARDS raid John's house?

A: John refused to be extorted by theives
FISHTARDS by Bowman666 March 1, 2023

tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

fisherfiisher 

fisherfiisher is a dude, whose name is Samuel Isaac fisher, he is famous guitarist and singer ( on tiktok )

this is the most talented person you will ever meet in your life, he has such a beautiful voice and you will fall in love with him. 🎣
-im french so i can say that Eiffel for fisherfiisher

- i saw fisherfiisher on my fyp !
fisherfiisher by sigigirl37 April 30, 2021

Le Fishe au Chocolat

Le Fishe au Chocolat is a classical part of french cuisine. It the main ingredients are as follows:
1. Fishe
2. Chocolat
The only step of composing the dish is to pore the Chocolat onto the fishe while playing stereotypical french music.
There might be more steps to it, but scientist have not yet found out what those may be.
*in a restaurant*

person1: hello person! Want to try out my Le Fishe au Chocolat?

person2: Are you the waiter? I would like the...

person1:what!? Don't you want my Le Fishe au Chocolat? *cries*

person2: What even is that? I don't think 'Fishe' is a word.

person1: *blows nose*

person2: Why did you blow my nose?

fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

le fishe 

A meme that originated from 4chan. It's about a fish being inside a bathtub with La vie en rose being played with some reverb effects.

For some it gives a feeling of an unknown emotion, something deeper than just memes, le fishe is more than just that!
Simon: "Hey dude, you know what 'le fishe' is?"
Steve: "It's a religion, join us!"
le fishe by jbk() November 1, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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