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FISHTARDS
1. FISHTARDS, a jumbled acronym for DHS, IRS, and ATF; is a slang term for the FED's. It is similar to the word Glowies, but created to evade censorship from using 'Glowies' on certain platforms. The word was first created and popularized, on the now banned "PvP Report" Discord server. The emoji representing FISHTARDS, is a Charlie the Tuna Fish wearing a CIA hat backwards.
Example 1. Q: Why did the server get deleted?
A: The FISHTARDS shut it down, because we posted a few edgy meme's.
Example 2. Q: Why did the FISHTARDS raid John's house?
A: John refused to be extorted by theives
A: The FISHTARDS shut it down, because we posted a few edgy meme's.
Example 2. Q: Why did the FISHTARDS raid John's house?
A: John refused to be extorted by theives
Related Words
Fishetarian • Fishet • Fishetarianism • Non-Fishetarian • Fisher • fisherman • fished • fished out • fishered • fishermans friend
tight as a fishes ass under compression
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.
tight as a fishes ass under compression by GS71 April 4, 2015
fisherfiisher
fisherfiisher is a dude, whose name is Samuel Isaac fisher, he is famous guitarist and singer ( on tiktok )
this is the most talented person you will ever meet in your life, he has such a beautiful voice and you will fall in love with him. 🎣
this is the most talented person you will ever meet in your life, he has such a beautiful voice and you will fall in love with him. 🎣
fisherfiisher by sigigirl37 April 30, 2021
Le Fishe au Chocolat
Le Fishe au Chocolat is a classical part of french cuisine. It the main ingredients are as follows:
1. Fishe
2. Chocolat
The only step of composing the dish is to pore the Chocolat onto the fishe while playing stereotypical french music.
There might be more steps to it, but scientist have not yet found out what those may be.
1. Fishe
2. Chocolat
The only step of composing the dish is to pore the Chocolat onto the fishe while playing stereotypical french music.
There might be more steps to it, but scientist have not yet found out what those may be.
*in a restaurant*
person1: hello person! Want to try out my Le Fishe au Chocolat?
person2: Are you the waiter? I would like the...
person1:what!? Don't you want my Le Fishe au Chocolat? *cries*
person2: What even is that? I don't think 'Fishe' is a word.
person1: *blows nose*
person2: Why did you blow my nose?
person1: hello person! Want to try out my Le Fishe au Chocolat?
person2: Are you the waiter? I would like the...
person1:what!? Don't you want my Le Fishe au Chocolat? *cries*
person2: What even is that? I don't think 'Fishe' is a word.
person1: *blows nose*
person2: Why did you blow my nose?
Le Fishe au Chocolat by Nidardos RatOiler December 16, 2020
fisher-price modem
An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.