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Fisherprice Fuckboi 

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The softest most generic virgin fuckboi.
*Everyone discussing climate change*
Dylan: yo I was with like 4 girls last night. They were all feelin me up and suckin on me... and all of that yeah.
Mr. Garvey: Dylan, you were at knitting circle with my auntie. Now, getchyo babyface 5 year old fisherprice fuckboi lookin ass out my classroom.
Fisherprice Fuckboi by Rasgettma November 20, 2019

fisherprice manager 

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The application used to administer Microsoft SQL Server 2000.
Crappy fisherprice manager is fucking up my database again!

fisherprice gangsta 

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Simalar to a gangsta, a Fisherprice gangsta believes that they are the shit and can overpower everybody. However, unlike the traditional gangsta a Fisherprice gangsta is a total moron who can not perform any of the tasks of a true gangsta. A Fisherprice gangsta is the synonym to a poser and the antonym of a true gangsta.
If you have ever seen the movie Malibu's Most Wanted, you've seen many Fisherprice gangstas.
fisherprice gangsta by Paul9 July 18, 2007

fisher-price modem

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An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

Fisher Price It Up

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To over-simplify the explanation of something so that the ding bats, in your place of business, can understand the topic, idea or concept of what you wish to convey.
The operator taking Jay's phone order explained that there was an additional charge of $10.95 for shipping and handling. "I don't understand why you want to charge me $22.95 if the price on the TV says $12.00, said Jay". The operator had to fisher price it up and explain to him. "You see sir, the product is here with me. You want it to be there with you. We need to pay someone to bring it to you."

fisher-price 

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1. A popular kids toy manafacturer

2. to insult something, as if it was childlike
1. Fisher-price make some weird toys

2. That software looks so fisher-price mate - go find a new skin for it.

2. Your mother couldnt work a VCR even if it was made by fisher-price
fisher-price by Richieeee August 3, 2004
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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