Fisher-Priced 

To be kicked out of your baby daddy's house carrying the baby, her carrier, and all of her toys because he doesn't understand how to be a man and deal with his incompetence.

When I told him that he needed to pay his child support on time, he Fisher-Priced me out the door.

He told me to get out and take the Weeble-Wobble castle with me. He Fisher-Priced me.

Fisher-Priced by shoeshopping January 24, 2007

fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

Fisher Price It Up

To over-simplify the explanation of something so that the ding bats, in your place of business, can understand the topic, idea or concept of what you wish to convey.

The operator taking Jay's phone order explained that there was an additional charge of $10.95 for shipping and handling. "I don't understand why you want to charge me $22.95 if the price on the TV says $12.00, said Jay". The operator had to fisher price it up and explain to him. "You see sir, the product is here with me. You want it to be there with you. We need to pay someone to bring it to you."

Fisher Price It Up by George in MIA FL October 13, 2009

fisher-price 

1. A popular kids toy manafacturer

2. to insult something, as if it was childlike

1. Fisher-price make some weird toys

2. That software looks so fisher-price mate - go find a new skin for it.

2. Your mother couldnt work a VCR even if it was made by fisher-price

fisher-price by Richieeee August 3, 2004

Fisher Price Oven 

The act of holding a victim under the bed covers while wearing a soaked (preferably morning soakies) diaper.

Tufties passed out as Puddles (Ein) McKitten Squish pulled her under the covers for a Fisher Price Oven.

Fisher Price Oven by tokie_kitten January 21, 2011

fisher-price moment 

Based on a slogan from the company Fisher Price.

(Oh the possibilities!)

An FP moment is when you're faced with at 2 or more conflicting opportunities, and feel overwhelmed.

Person 1: Got my acceptance letter from <insert college/university here> today!!!

5mins later....

Person 1: Just got out of a meeting with my boss, he's decided to renew my contract for another year... what do I do?

Person 2: Damn... sounds like you're having a Fisher-Price moment!

fisher-price moment by Zolts June 26, 2010

Fisher-Price Rapper 

A rapper that is mainstream and make pointless songs about jewelry, cars, money and fucking hoes. Their fanbase mainly consists of high school students and house niggas who can't tell the difference between good music and shitty music.

All the young money rappers are fisher-price rappers because they got the same flow, rap about money, cars, sex and substances in 90% of their songs just to get on the radio and make a hit that will be on there for months.

Fisher-Price Rapper by Trucker Pete May 16, 2011