Fisherprice 

Being under the age of sixteen and therefor illegal to have sex with

"Dude, that girl is so hot!"
"Yeah i know, but sorry mate she's fisherprice"

Fisherprice by MagicMushrooom September 23, 2009

Fisherprice Fuckboi 

The softest most generic virgin fuckboi.

*Everyone discussing climate change*
Dylan: yo I was with like 4 girls last night. They were all feelin me up and suckin on me... and all of that yeah.
Mr. Garvey: Dylan, you were at knitting circle with my auntie. Now, getchyo babyface 5 year old fisherprice fuckboi lookin ass out my classroom.

Fisherprice Fuckboi by Rasgettma November 20, 2019

fisherprice manager 

The application used to administer Microsoft SQL Server 2000.

Crappy fisherprice manager is fucking up my database again!

fisherprice manager by S. Girard March 20, 2008

fisherprice gangsta 

Simalar to a gangsta, a Fisherprice gangsta believes that they are the shit and can overpower everybody. However, unlike the traditional gangsta a Fisherprice gangsta is a total moron who can not perform any of the tasks of a true gangsta. A Fisherprice gangsta is the synonym to a poser and the antonym of a true gangsta.

If you have ever seen the movie Malibu's Most Wanted, you've seen many Fisherprice gangstas.

fisherprice gangsta by Paul9 July 18, 2007

fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

Fisher Price It Up

To over-simplify the explanation of something so that the ding bats, in your place of business, can understand the topic, idea or concept of what you wish to convey.

The operator taking Jay's phone order explained that there was an additional charge of $10.95 for shipping and handling. "I don't understand why you want to charge me $22.95 if the price on the TV says $12.00, said Jay". The operator had to fisher price it up and explain to him. "You see sir, the product is here with me. You want it to be there with you. We need to pay someone to bring it to you."

Fisher Price It Up by George in MIA FL October 13, 2009

fisher-price 

1. A popular kids toy manafacturer

2. to insult something, as if it was childlike

1. Fisher-price make some weird toys

2. That software looks so fisher-price mate - go find a new skin for it.

2. Your mother couldnt work a VCR even if it was made by fisher-price

fisher-price by Richieeee August 3, 2004