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Fish man Dan 

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife
Fish man Dan by Icevest September 4, 2024

Asian Fish Man 

Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.

He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.

Asian Fish Man,
I love you.
Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
Asian Fish Man by justINSECURE August 5, 2008

Monkey Fish Man 

Unique species of hybrid animal, also known as the Quagalabinnafish. Is proeminent in dodging everything thrown his way, and even things that are NOT thrown his way, or even near him, for that matter.
Example #1:

Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.


Example #2:

Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.
Monkey Fish Man by Mart September 12, 2004

Star Fish Man 

It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.

The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.

Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.
"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."
Star Fish Man by Star Fish Man March 15, 2022

Star-Fish-Man 

A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire
" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "
Star-Fish-Man by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Scaly man fish 

A man that is scaly like a fish and drinks baileys from a shoe. Like Old Gregg!
Scaly man fish by Scott12311 December 18, 2008