Fish turd
Bruh, we only have one gram left, and I don't wanna be smoking on a fish turd for the rest of the night.
Fish turd by bepis with no b May 9, 2018
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fishturds
“Fishturds” are a precipitate (created from supersaturation and not a chemical reaction) commonly found in bottled beverages that have been given time to settle. They are mainly composed of sugar and food dye. Just like snowflakes, no two fishturds are alike and they often appear as small clumps of green-brown nast (hence their name). As the beverage bottle is gently shaken, the fishturd muck at the bottom will start to float about in a similar fashion to silt in a pond. The removal of fishturds, and the consequent remedy of the ugly appearance of the drink, is easy; simply shake the bottle. Persons afflicted with Parkinson’s may never know their drink had once contained the sugar clots. Additionally, persons known to have seizures may be asked to hold their friend’s Sobe before it is opened, providing a suitable cover can be installed over the drink to prevent it from shattering and inflicting further injury upon the involuntarily break-dancing friend.
Ben: Goddamnit, my Sobe has fishturds in it. I'm not drinking this crap!
Torres: Man, you don't spend enough time out on the road! It's just sugar and junk. Shake it and you'll be fine.
Torres: Man, you don't spend enough time out on the road! It's just sugar and junk. Shake it and you'll be fine.
fishturds by Jack Krabitz December 15, 2008
Fishturd
a person that sports an 80's hairstyle, shops at Ross for everything including necklaces and will spread like butter for any man with a mullet.
Fishturd by blisterlips25 September 17, 2016
fishturds
/noun/ (fîsh-tûrds)
“Fishturds” are a precipitate (created from supersaturation and not a chemical reaction) commonly found in bottled beverages that have been given time to settle. They are mainly composed of sugar and food dye. Just like snowflakes, no two fishturds are alike and they often appear as small clumps of green-brown nast (hence their name). As the beverage bottle is gently shaken, the fishturd muck at the bottom will start to float about in a similar fashion to silt in a pond. The removal of fishturds, and the consequent remedy of the ugly appearance of the drink, is easy; simply shake the bottle. Persons afflicted with Parkinson’s may never know their drink had once contained the sugar clots. Additionally, persons known to have seizures may be asked to hold their friend’s Sobe before it’s open, providing a suitable cover can be installed over the drink to prevent it from shattering and inflicting further injury upon the involuntarily break-dancing friend.
“Fishturds” are a precipitate (created from supersaturation and not a chemical reaction) commonly found in bottled beverages that have been given time to settle. They are mainly composed of sugar and food dye. Just like snowflakes, no two fishturds are alike and they often appear as small clumps of green-brown nast (hence their name). As the beverage bottle is gently shaken, the fishturd muck at the bottom will start to float about in a similar fashion to silt in a pond. The removal of fishturds, and the consequent remedy of the ugly appearance of the drink, is easy; simply shake the bottle. Persons afflicted with Parkinson’s may never know their drink had once contained the sugar clots. Additionally, persons known to have seizures may be asked to hold their friend’s Sobe before it’s open, providing a suitable cover can be installed over the drink to prevent it from shattering and inflicting further injury upon the involuntarily break-dancing friend.
Ben: Goddamnit, my Sobe has fishturds in it. I'm not drinking this crap!
Torres: Man, you don't spend enough time out on the road! It's just sugar and junk. Shake it and you'll be fine.
Torres: Man, you don't spend enough time out on the road! It's just sugar and junk. Shake it and you'll be fine.
fishturds by Jack Krabitz December 14, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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