fishturds

“Fishturds” are a precipitate (created from supersaturation and not a chemical reaction) commonly found in bottled beverages that have been given time to settle. They are mainly composed of sugar and food dye. Just like snowflakes, no two fishturds are alike and they often appear as small clumps of green-brown nast (hence their name). As the beverage bottle is gently shaken, the fishturd muck at the bottom will start to float about in a similar fashion to silt in a pond. The removal of fishturds, and the consequent remedy of the ugly appearance of the drink, is easy; simply shake the bottle. Persons afflicted with Parkinson’s may never know their drink had once contained the sugar clots. Additionally, persons known to have seizures may be asked to hold their friend’s Sobe before it is opened, providing a suitable cover can be installed over the drink to prevent it from shattering and inflicting further injury upon the involuntarily break-dancing friend.

Ben: Goddamnit, my Sobe has fishturds in it. I'm not drinking this crap!
Torres: Man, you don't spend enough time out on the road! It's just sugar and junk. Shake it and you'll be fine.

fishturds by Jack Krabitz December 15, 2008

fishturds

/noun/ (fîsh-tûrds)

“Fishturds” are a precipitate (created from supersaturation and not a chemical reaction) commonly found in bottled beverages that have been given time to settle. They are mainly composed of sugar and food dye. Just like snowflakes, no two fishturds are alike and they often appear as small clumps of green-brown nast (hence their name). As the beverage bottle is gently shaken, the fishturd muck at the bottom will start to float about in a similar fashion to silt in a pond. The removal of fishturds, and the consequent remedy of the ugly appearance of the drink, is easy; simply shake the bottle. Persons afflicted with Parkinson’s may never know their drink had once contained the sugar clots. Additionally, persons known to have seizures may be asked to hold their friend’s Sobe before it’s open, providing a suitable cover can be installed over the drink to prevent it from shattering and inflicting further injury upon the involuntarily break-dancing friend.

Ben: Goddamnit, my Sobe has fishturds in it. I'm not drinking this crap!
Torres: Man, you don't spend enough time out on the road! It's just sugar and junk. Shake it and you'll be fine.

fishturds by Jack Krabitz December 14, 2008

FISHTARDS 

1. FISHTARDS, a jumbled acronym for DHS, IRS, and ATF; is a slang term for the FED's. It is similar to the word Glowies, but created to evade censorship from using 'Glowies' on certain platforms. The word was first created and popularized, on the now banned "PvP Report" Discord server. The emoji representing FISHTARDS, is a Charlie the Tuna Fish wearing a CIA hat backwards.

Example 1. Q: Why did the server get deleted?

A: The FISHTARDS shut it down, because we posted a few edgy meme's.

Example 2. Q: Why did the FISHTARDS raid John's house?

A: John refused to be extorted by theives

FISHTARDS by Bowman666 March 1, 2023

fishtarded 

Someone or something who is excessively fishy or lacking in fishiness

"The Little Mermaid is fishtarded."

fishtarded by fishtales1010101 September 3, 2009

Fishturd 

a person that sports an 80's hairstyle, shops at Ross for everything including necklaces and will spread like butter for any man with a mullet.

Fishturd is a dirty ho.

Fishturd by blisterlips25 September 17, 2016

fishtard 

An asshole so consumed by fishing, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, Cody is such a fishtard, all he ever talks about is fishing!

fishtard by Klaatu9898 May 8, 2019

Fireturds 

Extreamly painful diarrhea.

That spicy chicken gave me fireturds.

Fireturds by Safffernellie August 8, 2009