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squish the fish 

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
squish the fish by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

Squish a Fish 

1. proper n.--An unsuccessful idea for a child's story. Not to be confused with "Squish THE Fish," a flash animation program on the web put out by the Chicago Shedd's Aquarium.

2. v. phrase--To give a bear hug to somebody, especially someone who is very young, and especially if they were just recently in a swimming pool.
"Come on, Beck, I wanna Squish a Fish!"
"No! I'm not a fish; and you crushed my ribs the last time!"
Squish a Fish by ObscuredOne November 18, 2006

squish the fish 

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
squish the fish by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

squished fish patty on a bun 

I would love a squished fish patty on a bun right now.

Squishy Fish 

A flabby, foul-smelling vagina
I wandered south of her navel and found she was displaying a disgusting squishy fish.
Squishy Fish by anonymous June 12, 2016

fishysquisher 

Look at that fishysquisher
fishysquisher by CrazyRabbit June 6, 2004