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Feeding fish at the blue lagoon. 

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.
Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

feeding the fish 

Who's feeding the fish tonight?
feeding the fish by meistergoat April 2, 2019

feeding the fish 

The act of masturbating or being masturbated into a pond/lake.
Anne and I get naked and she helps me in 'feeding the fish' at her Dad's fishing hole.

During their Summer vacation Matt and Mike enjoyed the simple pleasures of feeding the fish
feeding the fish by travelling_man January 28, 2013

are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

A idiot thing my friend once said
Starts feeding the fish food from a mug

My friend: are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

feeding the fish 

1)What Mr. Rogers did every show.

2)Cumming underwater.
Look at Fred Rogers feeding those fish. Kids, get out of the pool !
feeding the fish by aereilly July 30, 2003

feeding the fish 

also known as masturbating. Popularized by a forum where someone asked if semen was bad for his goldfish. Creating the euphemism Feeding the Fish
Last night as I was feeding the fish, the telephone rang and I answered, out of breath.
feeding the fish by Whotfru March 13, 2010
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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