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Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.
"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"
Firing Squad by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019

firing squad

A form of execution in which twelve soldiers line up to kill a death sentenceé by firing rifles at his heart. If the sentenceé is seated indoors, only seven soldiers will appear.
I want to get killed by firing squad.
firing squad by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

firing squad

to insist that the female stands back against the wall, hands by her side, while the male proceeds to stand across from her (at least 10 feet) and jerk his penis until he sprays her with fluids. In a similar fashion to the execution technique.
Will: "bitch, get against the wall!"
Emily: "NO! NOT THE FIRING SQUAD!"
firing squad by mcfrato954 March 2, 2010

firing squad

When panda the leet guy he is. comes up with his AK-47 and shoots the whole counter-terrorist team when there afk.
#firingsquad To SEE THE GREAT FIRING SQUAD HEROS
firing squad by trux July 30, 2004

firing squad

This is when you are recieving oral sex in a dark room. You have several of your friends with erect penis' in the room with you. Then you yell firing squad. Turn on the light after one of your friends skeets in the face of the female. Then she must guess who it was.
James: "firing squad"
Girl: "oh man that was richie"
Joey: "haha no it was kamil"
(everyone laughs)
firing squad by James snake March 17, 2005

Firing Squad

A rather odd gathering of male homosexuals. One man is tied to a chair with his arms behind his back while three other naked men masturbate and then try and hit the tied up man's mouth with their spewing manhood.
Sigfried and Roy were involved in a firing squad last night.
Firing Squad by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003
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