Someone who jerks off at how "great" FireFox is. Invented by me while Stumbling over one too many FireFox websites.
by DonQuiPunchy July 11, 2008
A term describing the unbearable burning feeling you get when you masturbate and then take a piss immediately afterwards. Don't pretend it's never happened to you.
Dude, I drank like four cups of coffee and then I saw that tall chick in a miniskirt. Long story short, I got firecock like you wouldn't believe.
by Cody Pagels August 14, 2005