An unstoppable flex machine capable of destroying the honour and innocence of all. Drives a bmw and makes sure you know it. Heart of stone recently thawed by the unlikelilest of roses. Some say his muscles have the ancient powers associated with Thor, the norse god of thunder. A blessing of strenght and durability. Others have said that he does not use gym equipment to lift. He LIFTS GYM EQUIPMENT.
The man is a legend that has passed on the lips of many in a hundred generation. He is rumored to have been spotted around the Icelandic high school at hammer hill. If you spot this mythic figure on your travels. DO NOT APPROACH him. He will lure you in with his charm and then steal your parents away with interesting conversation about EPAL chairs. None know what is then does to them but one thing is sure, they will be lost forever.
The man is a legend that has passed on the lips of many in a hundred generation. He is rumored to have been spotted around the Icelandic high school at hammer hill. If you spot this mythic figure on your travels. DO NOT APPROACH him. He will lure you in with his charm and then steal your parents away with interesting conversation about EPAL chairs. None know what is then does to them but one thing is sure, they will be lost forever.
Example one:
Person: ,,Hey Finnur, varst þú búi..."
Finnur suddenly: ,,EG TEK HUNDRAÐ OG MILLJÓN Í BEKK!"
Example two:
Person: ,,wow I can't believe you said that, that was so offensive!"
Finnur: ,,slakaðu á kall þetta er bara partur af sjarminum!"
Person: ,,Hey Finnur, varst þú búi..."
Finnur suddenly: ,,EG TEK HUNDRAÐ OG MILLJÓN Í BEKK!"
Example two:
Person: ,,wow I can't believe you said that, that was so offensive!"
Finnur: ,,slakaðu á kall þetta er bara partur af sjarminum!"
by Natanójnossnivdlab October 8, 2018