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Bitter little guy who sucks in real life even more than he sucks at Everquest
My name is Fingurs, and I am worthless but I run my mouth like I have something to actually say
Fingurs by JesusFreak November 3, 2003
Words you can keep

Google Fingers 

The sound someone makes when you ask them a question and you hear them immediately look up the answer online while you are still talking to them.
"I just asked Melissa what the capital of Assyria was, and I heard the sound of Google Fingers coming from the other end of the phone."
Google Fingers by TheKraigster April 30, 2014

fingers in his ass

Fingers in his ass is a meme mainly quoted/said by Danganronpa fans on a site called tumblr or Danganronpa fans in general.
The sentence is usually associated with the pairing sansmaeda. There is also a thing called fingers in his all sunday. On Sundays people gather to appreciate the song fingers in ass and sansmaeda. On December 16th 2018, the day before tumblr's adult content ban fans of sansmaeda and fingers in his ass sunday celebrated what was called the "final" fingers in his ass sunday.

Origins:
On july 17th, 2017 user named skeletortilla uploaded a video on tumblr that had Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa 2 and Sans from Undertale dancing together to a song called "ASSHOLE (Fingerfückung)" made by BotanicSage on youtube.
Kanye west he likes fingers in his ass
It's fingers in his ass sunday!
fingers in his ass by Pupseus December 17, 2018

woody fingers

Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer
'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'

'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
woody fingers by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Candy Fingers 

Fingers that get inserted in female genitalia that get sticky and sweet like candy.
She loved his fingers insider her and after his candy fingers came out they were dripping with her sweetness ( lickable )
Candy Fingers by Bella-gal August 19, 2019

2 fingers up 

means you are extremely obsessed with the person
2 fingers up
2 fingers up by shjdhshsjs June 22, 2022

3 fingers up 

You hold up 3 fingers up without the ring finger
3 fingers up by Andjuk July 30, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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