Finnfucker

An individual not related to Finland whatsoever who's recently had sexual intercourse with a finnish citizen.

D1: "Yo dude, the internship is going great, I banged Adalmiina yesterday and everything"
D2: "Shit bro congratz, you're a real Finnfucker"

Finnfucker by thedankdino May 6, 2018

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Fizzfucker

An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household

Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."

Fizzfucker by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017