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Funfuckery

Funfuckery. adj, the excitement of starting or completing an endeavor only to be stymied by everyone else trying to do the same thing at the same time, waiting in line.

“So much funfuckery, Cedar Point today as we wait for family of 30 to dismount their electric scooters to get on the roller coaster.” 🎢
“So much funfuckery, Cedar Point today as we wait for family of 30 to dismount their electric scooters to get on the roller coaster.” 🎢
Funfuckery by bartby b May 21, 2021
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funsucker 

A person who takes the fun out of absolutely everything by being extremely whiny, annoying, bitchy, moody, strict, uptight, etc. People who are like this are a real drag.
Guy 1:We were having a blast mattress surfing behind my bro's 4 wheeler until our neighbors came out and screamed at us.

Guy 2: What a bunch of funsuckers!
funsucker by SupaC November 26, 2010

funsucker 

somebody who sucks the fun out of anything.
The funsuckers have ruined halloween with their irrational fears.
funsucker by MacQuarrie December 4, 2003

funsucker 

someone or something that sucks the fun out of everything
Man, Kelly is a real funsucker! She told us not to have alcohol at the party or she would call the cops!
funsucker by S@nt@n@ April 14, 2010
Someone who ruins the fun by not letting it happen or not taking part in it because of their non-festive attitude.
James is a funfucker - he bailed on our hangout just because he didn't want to race.
funfucker by B.Tang December 20, 2010

funsucker 

One who sucks the fun out of situations.
Allison is a funsucker.
funsucker by mahu_55 May 5, 2005

Funsucker 

1. One who is exclusively parasitic in his or her relationship with banter; 2. someone unable to maintain any form of symbiotic relationship with banter; 3. one who cannot sustain his or herself on his or her own banter and requires the energy created by others to get by.
Person A: "I went to Paris at the weekend."
Person B: "Really, that's cool! What did you do?"
Person C: "I went to Spain once and it was better than France."
Persons A + B: "C, you are a funsucker, my friend."
Funsucker by Riddledeedum February 22, 2013