Funfuckery

Funfuckery. adj, the excitement of starting or completing an endeavor only to be stymied by everyone else trying to do the same thing at the same time, waiting in line.

“So much funfuckery, Cedar Point today as we wait for family of 30 to dismount their electric scooters to get on the roller coaster.” 🎢

“So much funfuckery, Cedar Point today as we wait for family of 30 to dismount their electric scooters to get on the roller coaster.” 🎢

Funfuckery by bartby b May 21, 2021

Words you can keep

funsucker

A person who takes the fun out of absolutely everything by being extremely whiny, annoying, bitchy, moody, strict, uptight, etc. People who are like this are a real drag.

Guy 1:We were having a blast mattress surfing behind my bro's 4 wheeler until our neighbors came out and screamed at us.

Guy 2: What a bunch of funsuckers!

funsucker by SupaC November 26, 2010

Related Words

Funfuckery • fufuckery • funduckery • fun fucker • funsucker • Funuckered • unfuckery shitface • Fan Fucker • fat fuckery • fud fucker

funsucker

somebody who sucks the fun out of anything.

The funsuckers have ruined halloween with their irrational fears.

funsucker by MacQuarrie December 4, 2003

funsucker

someone or something that sucks the fun out of everything

Man, Kelly is a real funsucker! She told us not to have alcohol at the party or she would call the cops!

funsucker by S@nt@n@ April 14, 2010

funfucker

Someone who ruins the fun by not letting it happen or not taking part in it because of their non-festive attitude.

James is a funfucker - he bailed on our hangout just because he didn't want to race.

funfucker by B.Tang December 20, 2010

funsucker

One who sucks the fun out of situations.

Allison is a funsucker.

funsucker by mahu_55 May 5, 2005

Funsucker

1. One who is exclusively parasitic in his or her relationship with banter; 2. someone unable to maintain any form of symbiotic relationship with banter; 3. one who cannot sustain his or herself on his or her own banter and requires the energy created by others to get by.

Person A: "I went to Paris at the weekend."
Person B: "Really, that's cool! What did you do?"
Person C: "I went to Spain once and it was better than France."
Persons A + B: "C, you are a funsucker, my friend."

Funsucker by Riddledeedum February 22, 2013

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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

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A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

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