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fingerbutting

Sticking a finger up another person's asshole, or their own.
I caught Tom fingerbutting himself.
fingerbutting by Dr. Nardacci April 2, 2011

fingersmith 

A talented thief. Originally fingersmith meant anyone talented at using his/her fingers in any matter whatsoever. It evolved to mean someone talented at stealing. Sarah Waters wrote a brilliant novel called "Fingersmith" about a man who swindles a woman; he was a thief.
What a fingersmith that little pick-pocket is!
fingersmith by Hephaestion February 1, 2007

fingernut 

The cop search was so thorough I even got a fingernut.
fingernut by dopemelxl July 24, 2009

Fingersurf 

Calling out "Fingersurf" overrule "shotgun" and "shotgun no battle"...
Two extremely sexy hot chicks came running all sweaty and nice towards their girlsfriends parked Mustang convertible when "shotgun" was called by one of the girls. The other sexy girl beast immediately screamed out "FINGERSURF" and won the battle of the awesome front seat while the loser hottie had to ride her side by sides behind the car..
True story...
Fingersurf by El Douché September 3, 2013
I played with her fingerhut to warm things up. After the fourth finger, she was hot to trot.
fingerhut by Lateen O August 14, 2006

Fingersnatcher

An unholy insult used in the dark ages by the ancient gods, some say the user must be so divinely powerful they are like a god. Only four men are known to be able to use this, a fat black man, pubescent teen, a Japanese man and the chinless eyes. Those who consider themselves worthy are judged by these divine if one is unworthy their virginity is given to them permanently. Meaning they will never advance to level 2 "Chad"
Ben: "Shut up Alex you daft cunt"
Alex: "fuck off don't you fucking call me a daft cunt you twat
fingersnatcher"