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fingersmith 

A talented thief. Originally fingersmith meant anyone talented at using his/her fingers in any matter whatsoever. It evolved to mean someone talented at stealing. Sarah Waters wrote a brilliant novel called "Fingersmith" about a man who swindles a woman; he was a thief.
What a fingersmith that little pick-pocket is!
fingersmith by Hephaestion February 1, 2007
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fingersmith 

an awesome term my friend an i made up during our high school fingerblasting years. we were team fingersmith because our fingers smelled of vag. often.
matt: did you just fingerblast her?
brian: am i member of team fingersmith or not?
fingersmith by MattrWilly August 13, 2006

fibersmith 

An accomplished knitter, who creates works of art for family and friends to wear. These gifts are not clothing. They are family heirlooms that shall be cherished for generations.
My wife is an accomplished fibersmith, who wraps me in her love with cabled sweaters and cabled knit stocking hats.
fibersmith by Wisdom Seeker February 13, 2015

fingershitting 

The art of typing absolute bullshit in a forum or web discusion group. Where you cannot speak bullshit, but have to type it instead.
JD my land rover made it all the way around Baldhu without being towed out

SF mate I think you're fingershitting there

findersmitt

German for "the love of the orange cream".
The act of smearing squashed shit between your asscheeks on a surface or body part of another.
Found pleasurable among mormons.
Can i findersmitt all over your face?
findersmitt by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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