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fingersmith 

an awesome term my friend an i made up during our high school fingerblasting years. we were team fingersmith because our fingers smelled of vag. often.
matt: did you just fingerblast her?
brian: am i member of team fingersmith or not?
fingersmith by MattrWilly August 13, 2006

fibersmith 

An accomplished knitter, who creates works of art for family and friends to wear. These gifts are not clothing. They are family heirlooms that shall be cherished for generations.
My wife is an accomplished fibersmith, who wraps me in her love with cabled sweaters and cabled knit stocking hats.
fibersmith by Wisdom Seeker February 13, 2015

fingershitting 

The art of typing absolute bullshit in a forum or web discusion group. Where you cannot speak bullshit, but have to type it instead.
JD my land rover made it all the way around Baldhu without being towed out

SF mate I think you're fingershitting there

findersmitt

German for "the love of the orange cream".
The act of smearing squashed shit between your asscheeks on a surface or body part of another.
Found pleasurable among mormons.
Can i findersmitt all over your face?
findersmitt by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026