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Finger-Bum by Dan&Indi September 8, 2016
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Finger bum wank
This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how giddy a friend, colleague or a familiar is.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
Man 1: " I got a 2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
Finger bum wank by FessSquad June 1, 2022
finger bum wank (FBW)
finger bum wank (FBW) by lazycouchpotato7 July 30, 2008
Finger bum flank
The act of kissing ones partner standing face on and flanking a sneaky finger into the anus to cause surprise
Michael was under the impression dale just wanted a kiss. Little did he know Reza was setting him up, face on for a finger bum flank
Finger bum flank by DoctorZig August 14, 2016
Finger bum bill
Guy who tries to put his finger in your bum when your mum makes you have a bath with him as a young kid
Finger bum bill by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022
Finger Bum Wank
Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!
Finger Bum Wank by J-Boner! October 9, 2008
finger bum wank (FBW)
a particularly sick individual who is not satisfide with the usual five finger shuffle, and feels it nessecary to penertrate his own rectum with 1,2 or even three fingers whilst beating one off, adding to his own miss guided feeling of sexual gratification.
finger bum wank (FBW) by franklin B wankface June 19, 2006
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