Finger muffin
Finger muffin by JesusChristAllahbuddha September 29, 2006
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Finger Muffin Top is defined as the accumulation of excess skin and fat that bulges around a person's too-tight jewelry as it sits on either finger or wrist. Tell tale warning signs that you have finger muffin top would be the indentation of the jewelry on your body if you attempt to slide the piece around to adjust it. Failure of the jewelry to actually move means that not only do you probably have finger muffin top but you are actually endangering yourself.The cutting off of circulation is another sign that you are wearing something in the wrong size.
Judy, the 300 lb. cocktail waitress with the short vocabulary and even shorter sausage like fingers, wore a lot of rings. When she handed us our drinks, and her bloated man-hands were in our faces, her finger muffin top hung out over her cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia fashion rings.
finger muffin top by LondonLady75 April 17, 2010
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luke likes when it is finger muffing time
Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole
Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers
Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole
Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers
finger muffing by perry for president October 22, 2009
Fingercuffing
Fingercuffing: two guys fucking a slut. One fucks her pussy/ass, the other fucks her mouth.
There are three common positions when fingercuffing. In position #1 the slut is down on all fours/doggie style; In position #2 she is lying on her back/missionary (taking one cock in the pussy/ass and leaning back/over to pleasure the second cock with her mouth); And in position #3 the slut is riding cowgirl/reverse cowgirl atop the first man, while the second man stands to insert his cock in her mouth.
Such a female is a highly-evolved slut. In her quest for a great orgasm, she willingly gives herself to 2 men as a tool for their sexual gratification.
There are three common positions when fingercuffing. In position #1 the slut is down on all fours/doggie style; In position #2 she is lying on her back/missionary (taking one cock in the pussy/ass and leaning back/over to pleasure the second cock with her mouth); And in position #3 the slut is riding cowgirl/reverse cowgirl atop the first man, while the second man stands to insert his cock in her mouth.
Such a female is a highly-evolved slut. In her quest for a great orgasm, she willingly gives herself to 2 men as a tool for their sexual gratification.
1. Watch her take on two cocks at once in this MMF scene and love every deep throat fucking, ass stuffing, fingercuffing second of it.
2. In this clip this MILF pleasured two horny studs by giving them turns in stuffing her with massive dicks and fingercuffing her and towards the end she got jizzed in her pretty face.
2. In this clip this MILF pleasured two horny studs by giving them turns in stuffing her with massive dicks and fingercuffing her and towards the end she got jizzed in her pretty face.
Fingercuffing by Dexter Day July 12, 2010
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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