Finger muffin
Finger muffin by JesusChristAllahbuddha September 29, 2006
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Finger Muffin Top is defined as the accumulation of excess skin and fat that bulges around a person's too-tight jewelry as it sits on either finger or wrist. Tell tale warning signs that you have finger muffin top would be the indentation of the jewelry on your body if you attempt to slide the piece around to adjust it. Failure of the jewelry to actually move means that not only do you probably have finger muffin top but you are actually endangering yourself.The cutting off of circulation is another sign that you are wearing something in the wrong size.
Judy, the 300 lb. cocktail waitress with the short vocabulary and even shorter sausage like fingers, wore a lot of rings. When she handed us our drinks, and her bloated man-hands were in our faces, her finger muffin top hung out over her cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia fashion rings.
finger muffin top by LondonLady75 April 17, 2010
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luke likes when it is finger muffing time
Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole
Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers
Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole
Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers
finger muffing by perry for president October 22, 2009
Fingercuffing
Fingercuffing: two guys fucking a slut. One fucks her pussy/ass, the other fucks her mouth.
There are three common positions when fingercuffing. In position #1 the slut is down on all fours/doggie style; In position #2 she is lying on her back/missionary (taking one cock in the pussy/ass and leaning back/over to pleasure the second cock with her mouth); And in position #3 the slut is riding cowgirl/reverse cowgirl atop the first man, while the second man stands to insert his cock in her mouth.
Such a female is a highly-evolved slut. In her quest for a great orgasm, she willingly gives herself to 2 men as a tool for their sexual gratification.
There are three common positions when fingercuffing. In position #1 the slut is down on all fours/doggie style; In position #2 she is lying on her back/missionary (taking one cock in the pussy/ass and leaning back/over to pleasure the second cock with her mouth); And in position #3 the slut is riding cowgirl/reverse cowgirl atop the first man, while the second man stands to insert his cock in her mouth.
Such a female is a highly-evolved slut. In her quest for a great orgasm, she willingly gives herself to 2 men as a tool for their sexual gratification.
1. Watch her take on two cocks at once in this MMF scene and love every deep throat fucking, ass stuffing, fingercuffing second of it.
2. In this clip this MILF pleasured two horny studs by giving them turns in stuffing her with massive dicks and fingercuffing her and towards the end she got jizzed in her pretty face.
2. In this clip this MILF pleasured two horny studs by giving them turns in stuffing her with massive dicks and fingercuffing her and towards the end she got jizzed in her pretty face.
Fingercuffing by Dexter Day July 12, 2010
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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