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Findening

(Noun)
A: deep character defining realisation

B: The mispelling of Finding
The Findening for her was that her father never loved her.
by Sedarion February 19, 2024
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A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.
"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."
by The_ALCH January 24, 2021
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fanny fingering formula

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Finding Dory

The sequel to 2003's Finding Nemo. It was released on June 17, 2016, and is still in theaters.
I just saw Finding Dory last night. It was absolutely amazing!
by whatadickhead August 2, 2016
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Finding nemo

Finding nemo is a ma15+ rated movie.i do not recommend little kids watching finding nemo is for 15+ becuase it has sharks named bruise who is verry evil.there re also other scarey things on the movie.SO DONT WATCH IT.
by Finding nemo is scarey September 11, 2019
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Finding nemo

When a girl in the bathtub can't find a guys Jewish penis within 3 minutes
Hey Rebecca, yesterday I was finding nemo with John.
by Bigdickbaljeet69 July 25, 2016
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Erin finning

A sick trend That started around 2016, a way of trash talking. To do this trend you must put your foot up on the sinks in the bathroom and take a picture with flash on using the caption "Erin finning" also another way of being a trashy white girl pretending to be black.
Hailey- hey! Wanna go Erin finning?
Veronica- definitely, I need to show of my new white converse!
by Slay.me June 10, 2017
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