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The act of hooking up with one's own sibling on Facebook.
Bro, that's Fincest!
fincest by BirdShitJerry. November 16, 2010
Some fishes can have both male and female parts. For example, all clown fishes are born male. If the female in a clown fish colony goes AWOL, then the alpha male will turn into a female and the new alpha male will repopulate the colony with him/her/it.

Freaked out yet? Here's the messed up part. The only ones mating in an entire clown fish colony is the alpha male and alpha female. So inevitably the new alpha male will always be the descendent of a previous alpha male/current alpha female. So technically the alpha male is mating with his father/mother or brother/sister or any combination of what us humans call blood relatives.

So yeah, that's fish incest, or for short, fincest. Why? Fish have fins and well, some people don't connect the dots when you tell them to google "Nemo" and "fincest". Kinda like how people won't watch two girls one cup if you tell them to google "two girls take dump in a cup and then eats from it". Not sure which one is nastier, but either one is enough to scar someone for life.

Moral of the story? If you commit incest you're no better than animals. That and think before you listen to your friend telling you to google weird and random words.
After the end of "Finding Nemo", Nemo and his dad will repopulate the clown fish colony through fincest.

Someone told me to look up "Nemo" and "Fincest" and I got scarred for life.
Fincest by BoardInSchool July 28, 2013

finestine 

a sexy hot woman that is also super smart aka fine and einstine = finestine
your so smart and sexy your finestine baby
finestine by sunillovesfun January 5, 2009

My Finest Hour 

It will be my finest hour.
My Finest Hour by mwst January 24, 2013

Finest Hour 

Period in a persons life where he/she does his/her noblest deeds in life. Used especially in World War I and II, where thousands of soldiers answered their call of duty to their country. Is not used when acts are not "noble" or are inherently evil.
Thousands of Allied soldiers answered their country's call. In battle, it was their finest hour.
Finest Hour by Person March 20, 2005

finestein da rapper 

American Rapper
Musician
music producer
Songwriter
Video director

President of Mc2RECORDS
FinepaperGANG
Four albums all independently From Minot , ND
YouTube channel

Finestein Da Rapper
finestein da rapper is a hip hop blessing for the youth