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frincest 

When a group of friends has all hooked up with the people within that group of friends.
Lacey: "Well, I hooked up with John last weekend and Chad the weekend before that."
Dana: "Oh John is a great kisser, I hooked up with him all last summer. But I think I like Chad better in bed."
Lacey: "Hm. Maybe I should ditch them and give Blake a try."
Dana: "Oh he's good too!"
Lacey: "Wow, this is total frincest."
frincest by abuttsy November 20, 2009
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Frincest 

Frincest is when one is " Fraped " by a family member.
Naomi - fraped by my own mum.. just why? :')
Ashley - Frincest?
Daniel - Lmao, yeah.
Frincest by Prof. AJF October 12, 2010

Frincest 

A word used to describe the various hook-ups and interchanging relationships that happen within a friendship group.
fred: didnt george just kiss mary yesterday?

chris: yup. And she broke up with dean last week.
Fred: but dean was with harriet?
chris: nah they broke up months ago. Jack is with harriet now.
Fred: yeah. I guess with all our friends hooking up you could call us frincestuous.
Frincest by vintagelovers July 13, 2011
yeah this one is really messed up
fincest is not recommended
fincest by we hate all faggots August 1, 2023

Francestown 

A jolly little town also known as ftown in the middle of no where, where everyone assumes the rainbow ends.Full of cayotes, major corn chunkage, cow farms,home schooled losers,and retarted uncles. Wouldnt be a strange land to find yourself dreaming about bunnys & llamas. People who live in this town go to pumpkin launching festivals,believe their cats will be hit by reindeer. And have late night cookito runs, in the middle of the forest. Dont be shocked if you see homosapiens/teenagers singing " francestown where the streets are black. you better watch it, you better watch your back" Where fennis was invented. Takes a gillion years to light a ffing sparkler. Little children keep themselves occupied by streaking,skinny dipping,visiting the "general", and shitting in local lakes.
Last year in francestown, we jumped over the fence of a hairy cow farm, where we procided to tell the owner we were only "thinking about it in our mind", even though she was across the street watching us the entire time. We own.

francesturbation 

francesturbation: the act of french people speaking proudly about the superiority of the french, often in a condescending way
When you are in a restaurant and you are talking to your friends about how the wine chosen isn't very good, and the frenchman at the table responds by saying "That is because it is not French Wine," typically accompanied by a sly grin. The gratuitous boasting the frenchman is portraying here would be a classic exampple of francesturbation.
francesturbation by captainpun July 28, 2011

friencest 

noun, when people within one circle of friends have dated multiple group members
Man, our friend group is full of friencest. Most of our friends have dated Emily, but it doesn't phase us.
friencest by madance89 January 1, 2007