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fart filter 

I need to change my fart filter. My fart filter is dirty.
fart filter by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007

fart-filter 

Whenever you are on the can and grab a couple sheets of toilet paper and cup it over your butthole to filter the sounds of your erupting bowel movements.
Are your walls paper thin? Afraid your roomates or your significant other with hear your compressed explosions? Then use the fart-filter method.
fart-filter by kris ault January 22, 2009

Fart filter 

Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say
You know when talking to him you need a fart filter
Fart filter by Markbabi March 21, 2017

fart filler 

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.
I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'
fart filler by provider44 January 14, 2010

Fart Fitter 

When in the process of having anal sex your partner farts on your dick thus creating the bowels to create a suction like feeling that’s pulls you in and creating a tight and snug feeling.
“Man my girlfriend wanted to try anal sex but it just wasn’t working so she tried a fart fitter and I got sucked right in, my dick felt like it was wrapped in Huggies.”
Fart Fitter by The Great Big Canoe November 21, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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