Filkin

verb
/vərb/

A word used to describe a short man that attacks women in a douche style to make up for his inadequacies as a human being.

Can also be used as a noun to describe a tiny, tiny, tiny sad state of mind.

He slid into her DMs super Filkin style! When she said no he lost his mind!

Filkin by KobraKai631 April 14, 2023

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Filling Machine or Rinsing Machine

The penultimate question we homosapiens always have about what type of machine we saw was a filling machine (which FILLS THE SODA BOTTLES) or rinsing machine (which RINSES THE SODA BOTTLES), which is usually found in the Kiri Soda factory in Uganda. The answer is simple: Don’t get them confused.

Friend 1: Hey bro, is this thing a filling machine or rinsing machine?
Friend 2: How the hell did you get out of the basement?
Friend 1: Through the filling machine.
Friend 2: That’s a rinsing machine.
Friend 1: I really think you’re wrong.
Friend 2: I really think you should get back in the basement.

Filling Machine or Rinsing Machine by p0ps0da April 8, 2021

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bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings by wichita December 2, 2007

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filing cabinet

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

You're such a filing cabinet.

filing cabinet by thomasgreen June 9, 2013