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faline-san 

This is a young youtuber whos channel took of rocketly. we stan faline san and her hatred for the colour green. faline san has graduated and is a lil bit fruity.
''FUCK THE COLOUR GREEN FALINE-SAN SAID SO"
faline-san by Sour Lemons August 25, 2021

feline paralysis 

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009

filing cabinet 

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.
Feline Scale by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009
1. The act of leaning in to give someone a kiss and instead, licking that person's face.
2. Forcing one's tongue into another's mouth (in an unwanted gesture).

Named after ousted San Diego Mayor, Bob Filner.
"My wife hates it when I give her a Filner, but the dog is free to do so."
Filner by ShrinkRap September 11, 2013

Filipeepee 

Edgy Filipino teens (and sometimes adults) that try to act cool on the internet by way of sadboi-ing or self-deprecating the Filipino race as a whole.

Typically brash, immature, and extremely toxic when confronted rationally when it comes to following community guidelines, the average Filipeepee would typically ignore an FB, Reddit, or any other social media platform group's rules and regulations (i.e international communities where they still insist on posting in their native tongue despite set rules).

Currently, there exists 4 (embarassing) variants of the Filipeepee namely 1.) "Edgy Memer Filipeepee",2.) "Reactor Filipeepee", 3.) "Bandwagon Filipeepee", and 4.) "Overtly Political but otherwise Hypocritical Filipeepee".
"Can you stop being a Filipeepee for 5 minutes???"
Filipeepee by Cherokeemon May 21, 2021