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Filterso 

En Filterso er en person som kun uploader billeder til Instagram med filter, med formålet at få sig selv til at se bedre ud end de er i virkeligheden. En 7'er med Instagram filter er kun en 4'er irl.
Hey Aksel, har du set hende her filtersoen på insta?
Filterso by byen April 15, 2015

Brain filters 

Brain filters are what filter what you see and how you see it. They help you understand and recognize everything you see. If your brain filters are "clogged", you will begin to misunderstand things and mistake them for something else. If this happens to you, you need to change your brain filters. You can prevent damage to your brain filters by getting plenty of sleep.
I saw the letter w as zero today. My brain filters must need changing.
Brain filters by Aricia Azure February 6, 2010

Snapchat filters 

Used to by whores to let you know they are whores
If you use Snapchat filters, then you are a whore

Camel Filters 

The first filtered line of Camel cigarettes. Same cigarette as the unfiltered Camels, just in the 50's when cigarettes were proved to cause cancer, comapanies started to add filters to their cigarettes to filter some of the toxins out of the smoke. It also alowed for a smoother smoke. R.J Reynolds Tobacco just decided to add a filter to the regular Camel cigarette, hence the name 'Camel Filters'.
Underaged kid with no ID: Can i get a pack of Camel Filters?

Idian Cashier with thick indian accent: That will be $5.51
Camel Filters by death5089 May 24, 2008

minority filters

Those stupid iron "security" bars that cover windows in storefronts or homes, presumably to discourage break-ins. More often used to trap the inhabitants inside in event of a fire.

Minority filters can easily be circumvented by means of a skylight sale or similar exploit.
The gun shop claimed to open at 9:00, but when we got there at 9:15 the minority filters were still in place.

eye filters 

When there is so much junk on a web page that you have to choose what your eyeballs look at. It can also be used to look at the things you want on a page while trying to not look at the ads or *ahem* inappropriate content.

Can also be used to describe how it is possible to read the articles in certain magazines and not look at the photos.

As well, how you watch something you don't want to watch by choosing what your eyes look at. It is in your view but you are not looking at it.
I bought Playboy for the articles, and used my eye filters to block out all the nudity around the words.

The movie was so scary I couldn't watch but it was great.
eye filters by BMolly December 5, 2009