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i totally filached her last night
filache by miranda4lyf3 October 18, 2008
Words you can keep
To have sex or have a load blown in the face.
Norhen says:Kevin come filache me

Kevin says: It would be my dream come true to do that, so let's go ;)

Norhen says: Thanks Kevin for filaching my body, that was amazing

Kevin says: I agree but let's have Taha join next time.
Filache by PstarOtt February 13, 2010
Tom's filache for his work made him succeed.
Filache by LUmadam July 24, 2023

clam filtcher 

A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.
Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?

-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.

-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.

-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.
clam filtcher by John O. B. October 23, 2008
1. to come on to strong
2. to force oral on to someone or something
She tried to falache my, but I rejected her forced oral.
falache by John Henry IV April 11, 2008

filtcher 

To ejaculate in someone's ass and drink it out with a straw.
That filtcher is totally gross
filtcher by NormHiscock April 23, 2006
Engaging in anal sex, then proceeding to ejaculate into your partner's ass, afterwards sucking out the semen from their ass with either a bendy or twirly straw.
Dang dude, last night I heard Bingham filched his grandma! He's such a filcher...
filcher by Mark Becker December 27, 2007
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