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Fingerhorn 

The grotesque remnants of a human fingernail lingering on a finger that was partially severed by a lawnmower. The nail accurately resembles the horn of an African rhinoceros and gives nightmares to everyone that encounters it.
Guy 1: What the fuck is up with that guy's fingernail?
Guy 2: Yeah, supposedly he stuck it into a lawn mower a few years ago, while it was running!
Guy 1: It looks like the horn of a rhinoceros!
Guy 2: It's a total fingerhorn.
Fingerhorn by Powdr_dayz September 30, 2011
Words you can keep

Fingerburn 

When you are using a touch screen device and scrolling to the bottom of a page on the internet and your finger feels like its on fire. Similar to rope burn except this is only for one finger.
I was trying to look at the comments on urbandictionary but there was so much spam I got fingerburn multiple times before I reached the bottom of the page.
Fingerburn by big cock ben October 9, 2008

fingerhands 

Hands that exist at the tip of each finger. This would require the distal bones in each phalange to develop smaller metacarpal bones, or meta-metacarpal bones. A hand within a hand. The biological equivalent to the dream science demonstrated in the documentary "Inception."
"Oh my god! That baby has hands on his fingers!"
"You mean fingerhands?"
"Yeah!.... that's like 10 hands altogether!"
"Don't you mean 12 hands?"
"No, idiot! Thumbs aren't fingers!"
fingerhands by LloydSchumner December 27, 2011

fingerhood 

to cocksuck, mainly used in a derogatory sense.
Les: Hey, son, you fucking made that bitch fingerhood that shit last night.
Bob: hehe, yeah buddy.
fingerhood by kobe g September 22, 2006

Fingerholi Test

When deciding if one wants to engage in anal intercourse or salad tossing, first insert ones finger into your partners anus to determine if it clean or not
When his partner didn’t pass the Fingerholi test, Dino wiped his finger on the wall and got out of there.

Fingerwork 

A phrase synonymous with the antiquated “FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT,” this is a skill set mastered by those familiar with #thestruggle, those afflicted with the elusive “I forgot my wallet at home” syndrome, and good old-fashioned thrillseekers everywhere who delight in getting their hands on the irresistible little “FREEBIES” life has to offer.
I couldn’t make up my mind which pair I wanted- but a little FINGERWORK helped me decide to get both.
Fingerwork by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ December 10, 2021

Fingeroni 

Fingeroni - A session of fingering one's girlfriend; one provides Fingeroni in the same way one would provide a plate of Macaroni, Beef-A-Roni, Rice-A-Roni, etc.

eg. "I found James giving Donna a big helping of Fingeroni on my couch at the party and he never even said please."
"I caught James at my party giving a big helping of Fingeroni to Donna and he never even said please."
Fingeroni by DJ Musketnutz September 22, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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