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Fingerhorn 

The grotesque remnants of a human fingernail lingering on a finger that was partially severed by a lawnmower. The nail accurately resembles the horn of an African rhinoceros and gives nightmares to everyone that encounters it.
Guy 1: What the fuck is up with that guy's fingernail?
Guy 2: Yeah, supposedly he stuck it into a lawn mower a few years ago, while it was running!
Guy 1: It looks like the horn of a rhinoceros!
Guy 2: It's a total fingerhorn.
Fingerhorn by Powdr_dayz September 30, 2011
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Fingerburn 

When you are using a touch screen device and scrolling to the bottom of a page on the internet and your finger feels like its on fire. Similar to rope burn except this is only for one finger.
I was trying to look at the comments on urbandictionary but there was so much spam I got fingerburn multiple times before I reached the bottom of the page.
Fingerburn by big cock ben October 9, 2008

fingerhands 

Hands that exist at the tip of each finger. This would require the distal bones in each phalange to develop smaller metacarpal bones, or meta-metacarpal bones. A hand within a hand. The biological equivalent to the dream science demonstrated in the documentary "Inception."
"Oh my god! That baby has hands on his fingers!"
"You mean fingerhands?"
"Yeah!.... that's like 10 hands altogether!"
"Don't you mean 12 hands?"
"No, idiot! Thumbs aren't fingers!"
fingerhands by LloydSchumner December 27, 2011

fingerhood 

to cocksuck, mainly used in a derogatory sense.
Les: Hey, son, you fucking made that bitch fingerhood that shit last night.
Bob: hehe, yeah buddy.
fingerhood by kobe g September 22, 2006

Fingerholi Test

When deciding if one wants to engage in anal intercourse or salad tossing, first insert ones finger into your partners anus to determine if it clean or not
When his partner didn’t pass the Fingerholi test, Dino wiped his finger on the wall and got out of there.

Fingerwork 

A phrase synonymous with the antiquated “FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT,” this is a skill set mastered by those familiar with #thestruggle, those afflicted with the elusive “I forgot my wallet at home” syndrome, and good old-fashioned thrillseekers everywhere who delight in getting their hands on the irresistible little “FREEBIES” life has to offer.
I couldn’t make up my mind which pair I wanted- but a little FINGERWORK helped me decide to get both.
Fingerwork by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ December 10, 2021

Fingeroni 

Fingeroni - A session of fingering one's girlfriend; one provides Fingeroni in the same way one would provide a plate of Macaroni, Beef-A-Roni, Rice-A-Roni, etc.

eg. "I found James giving Donna a big helping of Fingeroni on my couch at the party and he never even said please."
"I caught James at my party giving a big helping of Fingeroni to Donna and he never even said please."
Fingeroni by DJ Musketnutz September 22, 2015
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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